Twelve Red Herrings by Jeffrey Archer

Title: Twelve Red Herrings
Author: Jeffrey Archer
ISBN: 0006490484
Publisher: HarperCollinsPublishers/1994
Pages: 324

At one time, I used to read Jeffrey Archer like crazy. I do like the way he writes. I won't call those masterpieces, nonetheless, his books hold interest.

Twelve Red Herrings is a collection of short stories. As the name suggests, there are twelve stories, each with a read herring. It is left on the reader whether he can find that out opr not. The stories can all go in a numerous way. Archer has given great endings. But the reader can interprete those in his own way too. The last story has four different endings. All to be read in order.

Trial and error has the jury foxed, Cheap at Half Price has a woman getting a diamond necklace fooling two men, Dougie Mortimer's Right Arm is about losing a winning sports for money. Do Not Pass Go is about an Iraqi who is hunted by Sadam Hussain. Chunnel Vision is about novel writing and trying to find a great ending for that. Shoeshine Boy is about a Governer-General and visit by Mountbatten as a dignitary. You'll Never Live to Regret It is about Insurance payout. Never Stop On the Motorway has a suspence which can be called nail-biting. Not for Sale is about a girl who wants to be a well- known artist. Timeo Danaos is a story about a penny pinching banker. An Eye For An Eye is about a woman accused for her husband's murder. One Man's Meat has four different takes, to be read in the order it is given.

I liked all but my favourites are Do Pass Let Go and Never Stop on the Motor Way. This book is worth reading. I did like the stories and had a whale of a time imagining different endings. I could discover few odf the Red Herrings. You go ahead and try finding those!

Short stories are good to read as one can simply pick and choose, not following any particular order. As I am kind of busy packing as I move to a new house next week, this book suited me fine!

Booking Through Literature

* When somebody mentions “literature,” what’s the first thing you think of? (Dickens? Tolstoy? Shakespeare?)
* Do you read “literature” (however you define it) for pleasure? Or is it something that you read only when you must?

"Literature" means classics, in most cases. Those books which are timeless and are full of substance. Most tend to think of literature as heavy reading. Not necessarily so. Lewis Caroll's Alice in Wonderland qualifies as a classic and IS a great piece of literature. And no one can call it as serious! I do not think classics are difficult to read unless one gets the gist of those. They do tell us about an era otherwise forgotten. Isn't that what literature is supposed to do?

Among the modern poets, Robert Frost, Sylvia Plath and Mary Oliver, to name a few, these come fall under the category of literature. Then Steinbeck, Marquez, Pamuk, Atwood are not easy reads. Who said it has to be easy? I can read comics as well the most difficult of books. American Gods by Neil Gaiman is no piece of literature and it WAS a difficult read! And I still enjoyed it very much!

One should know how to balance the more heavy literature with the lighter ones! That is what reading is all about. My love for literature came about after reading Chaucer and then, Robert Browning.

And yes, I do enjoy reading Dickens.....his characterization are simply great, Shakespeare.....I love his sonnets, and Tolstoy.....he happens to be my favourite Russian author!

Asterix and the Mansions of the Gods by Goscinny and Uderzo

Title: Asterix and the Mansions of the Gods
Author: Goscinny and Uderzo
ISBN: 0340192690
Publishers: Hodder Daurgaud/1975
Pages: 47

Caeser wants to conquer the tiny Gaulish village. He plans of building an estate in the jungles near that village in order to absorb the villagers into Roman culture. He hires the architect, Squaronthehypotenus for the same. Squaronthehypotenus along with slaves arrives there and starts cutting the jungle. They uproot the trees. However, with the help of Getafix, the druid's magic, Asterix and Obelix plant acorn seeds which grow instantly!
The slaves are befooled.

Asterix and Obelix incite the slaves to rebel but instead of rebelling they demand better working conditions, wages and freedom at the end of it. Squaronthehypotenus agrees and they help build the first of the mansions which are sold to Romans. These Romans go into the village for shopping where the villagers open up all kinds of shops to cater to their demands. This results in breaking up of their comraderie.

Asterix and Obelix can't accept that and take it upon themselves to do something about it. They scare one of the residents to leave and then get their bard, Cacofonix to move into the vacant apartment. As soon as he starts singing, all the Romans live and the bard too is thrown out. The Roman soldiers are forced to move in. But, the Gauls feel insulted that Caconofix has been thrown out. That gives them a reason to fight and as is expected, the Roman soldiers lose and forced to go away. In no time the building is all gone and Oak trees are up again!

Back to the village, it is business as usual at Unhygienix, Fulliatomatix. Back to normal. Asterix comics are a great satire. They reflect the political system in those prevailing times!

Shop your closet by Melanie Charlton Fascitelli

Title: Shop your Closet
Author: Melanie Charlton Fascitelli
ISBN: 9780061343810
Publisher: Collins----An Imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers
Pages: 147

The copy I received is an uncorrected proof for reviewing purposes from Collins. This one is for reviewing purposes. The real cover is shown here.

This is a very useful book which tells us how to optimise our closet space. Most of us are pack rats. First thing we should do is, to let go of clothes which we have not used for two years. We should slot those into throw, give away and keep piles. Only those kinds of clothes should be be bought which last longer because of the eternal feel. Fashion should not be rigidly followed. We should know how to co-ordinate our clothes and accessories.

The tips are very practical and useful. Different types of clothes and shoes need different types of storage space. We are given on tips for those too. And before storing we should clean each and every piece of items. That will make those last longer and prevent from insects and pests too. Then there is one chapter devoted to storage of medicines, CDs, other knick knacks.

I especially liked what to pack while going for a holiday. It also tells us how to create closet space when our significant other moves in. And how not to go nuts thinking about that!

I liked the advice. I am a pack rat. Now I am going to reduce my wardrobe and keep only those that I need. As I am moving house, I found this vey useful.

Asterix in Spain by Goscinny and Uderzo

Title: Asterix in Spain
Author: Goscinny and Uderzo
ISBN: 0340183268
Publisher: Hodder Dargaud/1971
Pages: 48
Genre: Comic books/Graphic Novels

This is another re-read after 20 years! I am now going through my collection of Asterix, randomly.

Romans capture Pepe, the son of the Hispania chief. He is quite a handful. While taking to hide him someplace, they lose him and he is found by Asterix and Obelix. They take him to their village where Pepe is to live with Obelix as his sacred guest. Now Pepe is a holy terror and Obelix can't stand him. However, he has to look after the boy. Meanwhile, there is a fight with the fishmonger, Unhygienix because of Pepe.

Aserix has a brainwave and sends Pepe to the bard, Cacofonix's place. Pepe abnd the bard hit it off and Cacofonix sings for him all night. The Gauls can't take it any more and decide to deliver the boy to his father. Asterix and Obelix venture out in Unhygienix's boat. As usual they meet the Pirate's ship and rob them of all the food. Obelix, that is!

On their way, they meet caravans, all going to the druids' procession. One of the Romans sees Pepe and want him back. To cut a long story short, Pepe is delivered to his father after much trouble. And our heroes return to Gaulish Village for more merry making, fights and squables.

The books are worth reading, re-reading because of the pun, wit and great graphics. I am on a binge!

Asterix and the Great Crossing by Goscinny and Uderzo

Title: Asterix and the Great Crossing
Author: Goscinny and Uderzo
ISBN: 0340247142
Publisher: Knight books/1979
Pages: 48
Genre: Graphic Novel

I have been an Asterix fan since very long, I think, from my school days. I have read most of the series although I do not recall much of it. Those were known as comic books and now are renamed as graphic novels.I picked this out randomly from my collection.

As usual this starts in the tiny village of the Gauls. Hygienix, the fish monger is selling bad fishes. Vitalstatistix, the chief of the tribe protests. Then there is a free for all fight. The druid needs fresh fish. So Asterix and his friend, Obelix volunteer to go and then they get lost in the sea. They meet pirates who offer them food.

Their boat is destroyed and with the help of a branch they land up in a village which consists of another tribe, maybe Iberians or Cretans. The people are so taken in by the two that the chief offers his daughter for marriage with Obelix. Therefore, they run away in the dead of night in a leaky Boat! Again they are caught by people who they think, are Romans. Just before they are to be sacrificed, one of the slaves is a Gaul and tells thm about the plan. So they run away, again in boat and are welcomed by their village, minus the fish! Back to their old ways of eating, fighting and merry-making until the next encounter with Romans!

Reading Asterix series is a pleasure. There is satire, wit and humour. The visuals are all very good and the characters are so lovable. Asterix, Obelix and their dog, Dogmatix are inseparable. Not to be missed at any cost. Not only this but any of the series!

Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse

Title: Siddhartha
Author: Hermann Hesse
ISBN: 8187981830
Publisher: Indialog/2005
Pages: 167
rating: 4/5


Hermann Hesse wrote it in 1923, and it still is continues to be good read for those who are searching themselves. It is an allegorical story filled with both Eastern and Western philosophy. Siddhartha, a brahmin boy leaves home along with his friend Govinda to fill the thirst in his mind. He goes to leave with the samanas, wandering ascetics, begging for food and spending his days in meditation. Even that does not help him attaining what he truly seeks. Liberation from everything. Nirvana. Then he meets Gotama. This meeting with the Buddha has an unexpected effect on him. He realizes that teachers cannot teach him what he is seeking and that is upto him find his own way to salvation.

Siddhartha's life is shown to be a parallel of Gotama, the Buddha's life. Awakening of the mind and ultimate knowledge is what they both seek. Gotama had done it much before him and Siddhartha has to embark on it all by himself. Siddhartha’s life is interesting as he does not take the easy route. Moving through myriads of experiences he finally attains enlightenment.

Govinda is a shadow of Siddhartha in the beginning but comes out on his own. This too teaches us that it is on us to seek, find and know. In the quest of peace and truth, each of us is alone. We all have to make that journey all by ourselves. No amount of teaching will do it for us.

This is a fairly easy book to read and understand. The philosophy is explained in a simplistic manner. This book has survived eigth decades...And no, this is not a story about Gautama Buddha. It is the story about Siddhartha. Well, I felt better after reading it.

Collected Stories by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Title: Collected Stories
Author: Gabriel Garcia Marquez
ISBN: 0-14-015756-5
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd/1996
Pages: 292
rating: 2.5/5


Marquez is one author, I love to read. However, I need a lot of time in between his books. I picked this after a very long time. It is a collection of twenty six short stories (originally published in three volumes, Leaf Storm and Other Stories, No One Writes to the Colonel and Other Stories, and Innocent Erendira and Other Stories). A few I had read before in another of his book, Innocent Erendira. These are given in chronological order of their publication.

Marquez won the Nobel Prize in 1982. I do not think, he needs any introduction. However, what most of us get, is to read his translated works as he wrote in Spanish. That is a disadvantage, I think.

This book has three parts and shows us the growth of Marquez as a writer. I found the initial stories not too good. I just could not relate to those. At some instances, I had to re-read and that did not help me a bit. I found it confusing, confounded and disappointed. The Third Resignation is about a seven year old boy who falls into a coma and grows to adulthood in a coffin mother’s house. The Other Side Of Death has shades of a Allan Poe nightmare.

There Are No Thieves In This Town is about man who steals three billiard balls from a pool hall and finally is foolish about the whole thing. One Of These Days is about a corrupt mayor. Dialogue With The Mirror is incomprehensible. Eyes Of A Blue Dog is a story in a dream which speaks of a doomed relationship between two people who know each other only in dream, and not in the real world.

In The Sea of Lost Time, the island is pervaded with the fragrance of roses in the sea. The smell triggers changes on the island and thats about it, as colonial misdeeds still continue. The Monologue Of Isabel Watching It Rain In Macondo is about a town wholly destroyed by incessant rain. In The Handsomest Drowned Man In The World children playing by the sea see a corpse approaching them. The women go ga-ga over him and men are jealous of him. He is named Esteban and a whole myth is built around him, Then, after a proper funeral, he is thrown back into the sea.

In Eva Is Inside Her Cat, Eva is a spirit who can take over any living thing. She is an unbalanced being and the story can be interpreted as consequences of oppression to the mind, or soul. Only part that redeems the book is the novella Innocent Erendira, which I had read before. The novella is a very poignant rendering about Erendira, who is only fourteen when we first meet her and is punished by her grand mother in a very diabolical manner when she accidentally burns her grand mother’s house. The way Erendira has to repay is heart rending. She runs away numerous times only to be brought back..

I know I will continue reading Marquez. However, this book left me wanting more. I can't even mention how a few stories were not worth reading. I just left those halfway through. Here I found, Marquez has got repetitive in his symbolism and in a few instances, the stories do not make any kind of sense. For light readers, it is strictly a no-no!

Ladder of Years by Anne Tyler

Title: Ladder of Years
Author: Anne Tyler
ISBN: 0449910571
Publishers:Fawcett Columbine/1996
Pages: 326


This is my first book by Anne Tyler and I am going to pick up more books by her. I started it today morning and finished it a while back. It has been rightfully called a page turner.

Forty-year old Delia Grinstead has everything going for her. She is married to a well known Doctor, Sam Grinstead and she has a daughter, Susie in final year college, and two sons, Ramsay in first year college and Carroll, still in school. Socially they are very well known and do not lack anything as Sam has a good practise. She has been the perfect wife and mother but no one appreciates her. She does not feel wanted anymore.

For no apparent reason, Delia disappears during a family vacation which consists of her husband, three children, her two sisters and two twin nieces. She is supposedly wearing a bathing suit and has five hundred dollars tucked in her beach tote bag. She has walked away from her family on an impulse. She only wants a few hours for herself.

On reaching Bay Borough, she gets down from the car she had taken a ride in and somehow ends up looking for a place to live. After getting a room, she goes out to shop for clothes as she has nothing to wear, not even underwear. She even manages to land a job with a lawyer whose secretary had left without warning and he needs one immediately.

Delia is traced by her family but she is not willing to get back. Her family just leaves her as she is and that cuts into her deeply. She assumes they do not care.

Delia slowly comes out on her own. She deliberately does not think of her family. She makes good friends at Bay Burrough. She even changes her job looking after a twelve year boy Noah. It seems like the perfect family she never had.

Then one day she gets a letter from daughter Susie inviting her for her wedding. And she goes back, she finds all her family is there and they do not ask her any questions. They do not communicate. However, they behave as if she was never gone. "Mom," Carroll says, "could we just eat?" The big question is, is she home for good? Was she on a time trip?

Although I liked the book still I felt how could she just walk away and did not even think much of her family. She even starts to like the various people she meets. Her family's reaction too is very odd. They are baffled and hurt but none of them ask her to come back. Maybe they felt that it was her choice if she wants to be back or not.

The almost dissociated and passive feelings make the novel worth reading. It is a comedy, tragedy and very touching. Anne Tyler knows how to weave words.

Circle of Three by Patricia Gaffney

Circle of Three is one of the three novels in one FAT volume. I say fat becos, this in itself is 421 pages. I started it on Friday and managed to finish it a while back. It took me a while as I had to evaluate answersheets in the midst of it all, i.e, blogging, writing poetry, reading. You get the gist?

Circle of Three is about Carrie Van Allen, her mother, Dana Danziger and her teenage daughter, Ruth. It begins with the death of Carrie's husband, Stephen. It is very sudden and Carrie has to come into terms with it. She realises that love between them had died long time and she is filled with guilt. She goes into a limbo for a while but comes out of it for her daughter, Ruth. Her mother, Dana loves both Carrie and Ruth and is well meaning interfering woman.

Carrie gets a job but she is an artist in her own right who has never tapped it fully. Her childhood friend, Jess Deeping offers her one where she has to cut out and paint animals for a religious group called arkists which is a building a replica of Noah's Ark. She takes it on and is happy doing it. She tries to rebuild her bonds with Ruth, who although not very close to her father, misses him terribly.

Carrie and Ruth have a misunderstanding and Ruth runs away from home. And that helps in rebuilding bonds between Dana and Carrie. The interactions bettween the three women is amazing and slowly their affection shows through, despite arguments.

Every chapter is written from the perspective of all the three generation of women, moving in a smooth manner. It does not repeat at any place.However, it could have been a bit shorter. I liked it in my own fashion. Good for one time read.

Now to get back to poetry writing and after that more evaluation work! How I hate that! More reading for what is left of the Sunday is out of question!