One of those fancy new coffee shops opened up, so I decided to give it a whirl. Of course, you have to wait in line forever while they ask if you want an espresso, mocha, cappuccino, latte, or low fat, nonfat, whole milk, or grande, short, tall. On my turn, I ordered coffee. The prepubescent girl behind the counter said, "Like, I don't think we have that."
think m gonna read this one.. thanks for the share..
ReplyDeleteHahaha I literally laughed out loud and then snorted a little bit. this is such a great quote.
ReplyDeleteVery funny :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Thanks for sharing this quote! It made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds good. I'm going to add it to my list.
ReplyDeleteOh this looks interesting! Here's my teaser from Across the Universe.
ReplyDeleteOh, that made me chuckle! I just got this book and I'm looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteHere's my TT:
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Oh I could "like totally" see this in my head ROFL. Great teaser! Here's my teaser
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha. That's the first laugh-out-loud teaser I've found today. Great! Thanks for posting it and for stopping by my blog.
ReplyDeleteI love the quote! I'm going to add this one to my TBR list.
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ReplyDeletethis teaser really made me laugh ..
(and made me want the book even more than I already do!)
Can't wait for your review
Nice teaser.
ReplyDeletethanks for visiting my TT
Great teaser...funny!!
ReplyDeleteHA! So funny but so very true at the same time. Fantastic teaser:)
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! Great teaser!
ReplyDeleteIt is funny. I like the title of this book.
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well...there's so much truth in that...you can't even get a proper coffee at those fancy coffe shops any more^^
ReplyDeletethx for stopping by my blog =)
http://semicrazed.blogspot.com/2010/12/teaser-tuesday-9.html
xoxo
Haha, great teaser! I think I'll check this one out.
ReplyDeleteI loved that book (just finished reading it last month)! Hope you're enjoying it!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine: http://myreadersblock.blogspot.com/2010/12/teaser-tuesdays.html
That teaser is hilarious. I wasn't expecting it after a quick glance at the cover and seeing how serious it looked. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way in some coffee shops - don't know what to order. Here's my tease.
ReplyDeleteI have this book, I just have to read it.
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Funny! I have to take a look at this book. Thanks for visiting me today!
ReplyDeleteOmigosh -- too funny (and sadly all to true of some of some of today's young people). Snicker...
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting!
So funny! I'm waiting for my copy, can't wait to read it!
ReplyDeleteAwesome teaser!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Sounds like Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I don't go into those kinds coffee shops! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHere is my teaser from Witchgrass: A Pipe Dream by Dave Wilkinson (Page 1):
ReplyDeleteMost gardeners hate witchgrass. Of all weeds it is one of the most persistent and adaptable. Any small piece of rhizome left in the soil can become an aggressive plant ready to take over the plot. Witchgrass is hard to pull. Roots are deep, and break off easily. Any part left in the ground will grow again. Farmers say the species isn't even good as hay, not as good as timothy or alfalfa. Some call it quickgrass.
Early New England colonists blamed evil people for this garden invader. In the seventeenth century villagers would speak this way:
"The surly woman living alone on her dead husband's estate. She goes into the woods and consorts with the Devil. Signs his book. Fornicates with him. Eats mushrooms. She and the Devil send witchgrass to harass the virtuous and the Godly. Let us hang this witch and seize her rich farm."
Nice teaser. The cover on this one always strikes me.
ReplyDeleteYes - been there, done that. Why does ordering coffee have to be so complicated? Excellent teaser!
ReplyDeleteI have this in my TBR pile. Thanks for a great teaser!
ReplyDeletelooks like a great book. :) Happy reading
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by my blog today to read my T.T. so I thought I'd return the favor.
ReplyDeleteNice choice! I like what you've shared for your teaser and it seems I've been in line at a coffee shop like this one before. It's all relative! :)
That's an amazing tease!! Here's mine:
ReplyDeletehttp://universeinwords.blogspot.com/2010/12/teaser-tuesday.html
Great teaser! I'll have to add it to my list of books to be read.
ReplyDeleteI remember this part and laughed too. The whole book is a riot and can't wait till you get to her "thong" moment.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy it :)
I have the Distant Hours on display :)
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Cute teaser...I might have to look into this book.I hope that you are enjoying your book. Check out My Teaser for Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteLOL - I was reading your tease in a serious way, then got to the end and laughed hard. So funny. :)
ReplyDeleteI love this teaser!
ReplyDeleteLoL, That's a great teaser!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by =)
Great teaser. Sounds like me when I go to Starbucks.
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Tossing It Out
hahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteFunny quote ...
ReplyDeleteWow this page sounds interesting. Sorry I am just now getting to your comment I love that poem you posted on my blog and I can't really imagine my life without poetry either
ReplyDeleteThat teaser made me laugh! Thanks for sharing! It lets us catch a glimpse of the character!
ReplyDeleteNice teaser!! like.... I like it! :)
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! I can totally see it in my head!! Great teaser! Hilarious! Thanks for coming by my bloog too!
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